The Karma Imp of Misplaced Things
Somewhere lives the Patron Saint of Lost Keys, somewhere resides the Karma Imp of Misplaced Things. Somewhere…somewhere lurks the Custodian of Put-That-Someplace-Special-So-I-Can-Find-It-Later. That...
View ArticleMy Big Box Booty Call
Dear Target, I see what you did, there, and just because no one else seems concerned, don’t think I’m not. Yes, I saw the first time, but I convinced myself that, no, I was mistaken. After all, it was...
View ArticleThe Crux of the Biscuit: The New Normal
I like words. Like everything about them—the way they sound, the way they feel when you say them, the way they congregate in sentences. I like their subtlety, their nuance. Their power. Yeah. I like...
View ArticleThe Electoral College Doesn’t Have Frats…
Apparently, there’s an election next week. Wait, don’t run away, this is not a political post. Well, it is, but it’s not the standard robo-call, mud-slinging, fact-twisting plea to which we’ve become...
View ArticleLet Uhaul Help You Secede
This Old Hippie is confused. What’s new, right? I started seeing Facebook posts this week about twenty states petitioning to secede from the Union. I know it’s wrong to assume things, but I assume this...
View ArticleEverything Your Student Needs to Know About Final Exams
This Old Hippie is feeling slightly refreshed and blissful of late. It’s a combination of things—an enjoyable Thanksgiving spent with family, the new music project is shaping up nicely, and most...
View ArticleWhen Willie Shows Up in Your Dream…
Yes, it’s that time of year. First, we have the date 12/12/12, and of course, everybody’s excited about the Mayan calendar’s approaching world end date of 12/21/12. Throw in the Geminid Meteor Shower...
View ArticleThe Old Hippie’s Heart Breaks…
Normally, anything I post to this blog is rooted in humor and satire. Not so today. My heart breaks for the people in Connecticut directly affected by this latest shooting. Children. Children. At...
View ArticleThe Typical, Welcomed House Guest Aura
Yes, I know, it’s been a couple of weeks. Forgive me, I sorta went off the grid over the holidays and have been a bit reluctant at rejoining society. You know how society is, there are large swaths of...
View ArticleLook What I Found
Yeah, okay, I must apologize for the lengthy silence. It’s been a rough semester ’round these parts. I promise, new blog posts will start rolling out soon! In the meantime, the fine folks at The Dead...
View ArticleThe World Cup Has Started…
According to every news source imaginable—it’s all over the Innerwebs, from social media to porn sites, every TV news outlet (I heard Fox News is blaming Obama for Spain’s defeat), even front page...
View ArticleThe REAL List Parents of College Freshmen Need
Today is “move-in day” for freshmen on our campus. Naturally, there are moms and dads, grandmas and grandpas, brothers and sisters everywhere. In the past, I always liked to ride my Harley on move-in...
View ArticleTwas the Night Before Finals
Twas the Night Before Finals K. Winchester (with apologies to Clement Moore) Twas the night before finals and in the library Strange students appeared for last minute Hail Mary’s. Study rooms were...
View ArticleWhat’s New for 2017?
Well, quite a few things, especially since ye olde blog has been on hiatus for a while. So, it’s coming back – that’s new. Given the current Status Orange in the U. S. of A, and that the blog title is...
View ArticleAn Old Hippie on Inauguration Day 2017
Well, here we are, Inauguration Day, 2017! I don’t know about you, but I am one excited old hippie! It has been decades since we’ve had the opportunities before us that I see now. It’s a day of...
View ArticleTake A Chance, Columbus Did!
The older I get, the smarter my parents become. Yeah, yeah, I know, there was a period of time when I’d get the dreaded computer call from Dad, too—“This blame thing’s hung up again, I can’t find my...
View ArticleThe Graduation Caboose
On the way in to campus this morning, a train stopped me at the crossing. It was looonnnnggg, and moving slow. I was running a bit late, but I enjoy watching trains pass, especially when I’m the first...
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